Tuesday, August 30, 2005

A GEICO Commercial, sort of...

FEMA Director Allbaugh: Mr. President, we had two levees break around New Orleans, sir.

President Bush: Which levees? What are you talking about?

Allbaugh: The ones that were in the Southeast Louisiana Urban Flood Control Project, you know, SELA. They needed additional funds for rebuilding and upgrading pumps, but we cancelled about $250 million of scheduled repairs because of funding for the Iraq war, Homeland Security and Federal Tax cuts.

President Bush: But we didn't cut the funding of SELA.

Allbaugh: Yes, we did, sir. You even demanded that the Army Corps of Engineers budget be cut by 20% for the Lake Ponchatrain project. The levees were never finished, sir.

President Bush: Well, don't worry, Joe. I've got good news!

Allbaugh: What's that, sir?

President Bush: I just shot in the mid 60's for 18 holes, yesterday!